It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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