I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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