Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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