it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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