You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
