Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
you never un-have a 4some
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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