Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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