school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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