i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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You. Win. At. Life.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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