He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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