Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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