1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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