question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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