3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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