similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I'm really busy with my period
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