Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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