I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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