She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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