Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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