My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
