We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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