these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
