fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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