either way he was missing a nipple.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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