I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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