Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My dick has a subreddit
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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