I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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