Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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