Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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