Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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