butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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