what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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