have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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