So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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