After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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