Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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