Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
This is the high leading the old right now
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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