I am in a vortex of obligation.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
im on a boat
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