SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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