I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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