i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
This is my gift to your gina
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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