New invention idea: vibrating tampons
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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