summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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