she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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