what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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