people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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