I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
i've created a new STD.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Randomize
