fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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