yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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