Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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