did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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