If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I am one with the molecules
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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