the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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