And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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