He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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