Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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