if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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