i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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